usual mission tonight
hi-jack music at the party
put on spice girls.
December 2011
omfg that last quote
I’ve never laughed so much in my life
I only saw the BE QUIET TIFFANY
and it said Sylvia Plath
and omg
tears
“BE QUIET, TIFFANY, BE QUIET! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? STOP IT! I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE YELLED AT A GIRL LIKE THIS. WHEN MY MOTHER YELLS LIKE THIS IT’S BECAUSE SHE LOVES ME. I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU, WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU. HOW DARE YOU? LEARN SOMETHING FROM THIS. WHEN YOU GO TO BED AT NIGHT, YOU LAY THERE AND YOU TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOURSELF, ‘CAUSE NOBODY’S GONNA TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOU. YOU ROLLIN’ YOUR EYES AND YOU ACTING LIKE THIS BECAUSE YOU’VE HEARD IT ALL BEFORE. YOU’VE HEARD IT ALL BEFORE, YOU DON’T KNOW WHERE THE HELL I COME FROM, YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I’VE BEEN THROUGH. BUT I’M NOT A VICTIM, I GROW FROM IT, AND I LEARN. TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOURSELF.”
—Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
ill remember 2011 forever as the year i fell in love (with myself)
Jess and I are going to get so drunk tonight and we’ll probably both hit on this guy called Jack who is very hot.
my new shaver is amazing, my face feels like a babies bottom
which sounds odd, but it’s just the common comparison
Can I just say
Tumblr isn’t ‘about’ anything.
It’s not to make people feel good about themselves.
not to give people a place to go
where no-one will judge them or anything
IT’S JUST A FUCKING BLOGGING WEBSITE
WHERE YOU CREATE AND FOLLOW BLOGS
FOR GOD SAKE PEOPLE GROW UP.
I know, they shouldn't of done promotion singles with Hair and Edge of Glory, let alone put them on iTunes. I just hope that the next album isn't full of un-needed religious references and preachy songs. I love Gaga but I don't need her to keep fighting my corner telling the world it's okay to be gay, I can do that myself. Oh my well you're really hot too.
exactly, I don’t think she realises a song wont enlighten people and make them suddenly okay with being gay. and That not all gay people are insecure weirdos, we’re all quite normal and don’t need her tyvm. and gURL your eyes omg
"you and i" did very well in aus all her songs makes it in top 5 here seeing as aus was the first place were her first single "just dance" had success:D
well Just Dance was #1 for like ever in the UK too but that hasn’t meant feck all to Born This Way. A song is lucky to get in the top 10 here now
She did, Edge of Glory was huge but should of been the lead single, Judas shouldn't of been released, You & I did well in the U.S but was a disaster elsewhere. It's fine though Interscope know she's under performing, someone from her management said Marry The Night was the make or break single for this album and that if it didn't perform well then the lead single from the next album would have to be killer.
exACTLTY. Well when she released the album and she did that drip release thing, she released loads of the songs that would later become singles, so no-one bought the singles when they were released because they already had them from the album release time, so therefore the sales figures for the single releases were bad. OH WELL, she’ll live. (untill she’s 27 and die of a drug OD) btw you’re really hot oh ho ho
Developmental psychology is the worst omg it’s so boring
I do not care how fucking babies feel when their mothers leave them at nursery
build a bridge
get over it
She's apparently announcing them on NYE, her singles are under-performing really badly though.
oh feck sake I don’t get paid until the 4th so once again I wont be able to go wo0o0o0o0o0o0o0o nice one gaga you cunt. The singles are flopping because she released the album all wrong
my next pay will go towards a sexy pair of shoes and a nice jacket
and hopefully a gaga ticket
if she hurries the fuck up and announces her tour
honestly I’m getting really fucked off with her
like who leaves a tour until A YEAR after the album it’s supposed to be promoting is released.
all the songs are flopping off her album and the tour isn’t going to help and it wont last as long as she thinks it will, but I still want to go lmao
okay
rant over
Some girls are bigger than others
burping at such a high velocity it sounds like barfing
but it’s not
Elliott Lauder: the great deceiver
:o
you're a very voluptuous woman.
omfg wot kc? :O
- interviewer: welcome lady gaga to the sh-
- lady gaga: I'M ITALIAN
- interviewer: i really wanted to talk about your new alb-
- lady gaga: I WAS BULLIED IN HIGH SCHOOL
- interviewer: ms. gaga i'm really trying to get back on top-
- lady gaga: I'M BISEXUAL LET YOUR FREAK FLAG FLY BORN THIS WAY LITTLE MONSTERS GAYS RULE ALL EVERYONE ELSE CAN GO TO HELL FAME MONSTER
omg I’ve changed my name on Twitter to
Patsy Stone
and KC is now
Edina Monsoon
we are the best people in the world
really excited now
Thursday: Sherlock Holmes ins Kino
Friday: Work in the shop
Saturday: Work again, and new years party so I’ll get shit-faced
Sunday: super lazy day
Monday: most probably London mit Joey
Tuesday: Panic revise and homework that should have been done weeks ago
super sexy week!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
I really like someone again and I’ve spent like the entire day talking to him and he is so amazing.
I hope something works :)
listening to The Nicest Thing by Kate Nash and relating to it and then subsequently killing yourself because nobody wants to relate to that song
Having a Glitterberry J2O and vodka
not gay or anything.
nope.
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